~Mario to Luigi~
Mario: Can I have a party?
Luigi: No!!!
Mario: Whyyyyyyyyy?
Luigi: becuz
Mario: if u don't let me party ill tell dai that you
Luigi: You can party!
Mario: yay!
Luigi: don't tell dai
Mario: I won't
~Mario to Super Mario No Luigi Group Chat~
Mario: party at my place tonight!
Daisy: HELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Waluigi: hi its me bowser
Bowser: he took my phone so I took his. Imma drop it out the window. Bai!
Waluigi: YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!
Wario: Waluigi dropped Bowser's phone out the window
Waluigi: Okay I'm back
Mario: don't know what just happened but okay
Peach: I'm coming!
Rosalina: hi it's me bowser
Birdo: I don't even wanna know how he got her phone
Waluigi: he didn't. I did.
Daisy: I helped
Yoshi: jesus...
Waluigi: to you it's jesus but to me it's Satan's ass
Wario: he fucked up his mind
Waluigi: you fucked up your life
Pauline: daaaaaaayum
Rosalina: hi its still bowser
Rosalina: WALUIGI YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Wario: Goodbye rosalinas phone
Daisy: u guyz are mean
Daisy: DAISY I WANT UR PHONE!
Daisy: krrugi963ght3yd0rursrdz
Peach: I'm guessing bowser stole her phone
Mario: SHADDAP!
Wario: bloop
Mario: are u all coming 2 meh party?
Waluigi: No
Daisy: he's kidding. He's coming
Waluigi: fuck off
Toad: STOP BLOWYUVF UP MWWRDG
Toadette: fuck
Toad: hi its me bowser
Donkey Kong: SHADDAP! I'M WATCHING A BANANA DOCUMENTARY!
Diddy Kong: ME TOO
Dixie Kong: SAME
Mario: ...Partys at my place at 9
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Mario Text Fails!
RandomSome idiot gave the Mario gang phones. Not a good idea. But let's make the most of it and give you all the fails!
