Girl: how did you come here? Did someone leave your gate open?
Boy: I had slap you but I don't wanna slut my hands.
Girl: shut up! You will never be the man your father is!
Boy: you should better hide, the garbage collectors are coming!
Girl: I could eat a bowl full of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter comeback than That.
Boy: earth is full. Go die.
Girl: you are just like Monday. Nobody likes you.
Boy: *rolls eyes*
Girl: keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
Boy: sorry, I won't be angry on you today cause it's 'Be kind to animals' day.
Girl: I was feeling down about my life, now that I saw you, I feel happy.
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