Measure Eet

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1 Inch - Are you fucking kidding me?

2 Inch - I cant even hold it properly!

3 Inch - Never been unsatisfied in my life.

4 Inch - I've had bigger.

5 Inch - Good, but not enough!

6 Inch - About right.

7 Inch - Can't complain.

8 Inch - Fucking perfect.

9 Inch - A bit too much.

10 Inch - It's hurting my insides.

11 Inch - I can't take it anymore.

12 Inch - I'm absolutely fucking destroyed.

And this is how I rate my SubWay sandwiches!! :D

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