1 Inch - Are you fucking kidding me?
2 Inch - I cant even hold it properly!
3 Inch - Never been unsatisfied in my life.
4 Inch - I've had bigger.
5 Inch - Good, but not enough!
6 Inch - About right.
7 Inch - Can't complain.
8 Inch - Fucking perfect.
9 Inch - A bit too much.
10 Inch - It's hurting my insides.
11 Inch - I can't take it anymore.
12 Inch - I'm absolutely fucking destroyed.
And this is how I rate my SubWay sandwiches!! :D
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The Book of Jokes 2
RandomThis is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.