Benjamin/Wrench:
Baby Wrench: *feeding a snake a lollypop while 'Pocket full of sunshine' plays'*
Orphanage worker @ little Wrench: "I'm going to have some special alone time right now, okay?" *closes door*
Same Orphanage worker: *emerges from bubblebath, drinking a bottle of alcohol as they lipsync to heavy metal music*
Orphanage worker: "Hey, you know what?! You're in time out! Get ontop of the fridge!"
Little/preteen Wrench: "THIS HOUSE IS A ****ING NIGHTMARE!"
Wrench: "I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP!" Orphanage worker: "You're going to take a nap?"
Wrench: "I'm going to take a nap, Right here!"
Orphanage worker: "Okay, take a nap right there then..."
Wrench: "Hhhh Goodnight-"
Quinn:
*the family friends duo is pulling prizes out of cereal boxes*
Stormy: "ACTION FIGURE!"
Jaxton: "NURF GUN!"
Quinn, pulling his dad out of a fruity pebbles: "Dad?!"
Quinn's father: "I love you, my girl."
Quinn: "Why did you leave us?!"
Quinn's father: "bye-bye."
*Quinn's father sinks back into the fruity pebbles*
Stormy and Jaxton:
*no vine here because I couldn't find any vines that fit their backstory*
Bonus:
Wrench when he first experienced a snowday:
The ****?! The ****?! The **** is in the air?! The ****?! There's white sh!t everywhere-
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"MYAH" | Actual random book: part three
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