Me vs OC x canon bashers(Sh!tpost)

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(!disclaimer!: none of these have happened-)

Me: *posts Newsies oc*

*gets mostly positive feedback, until...*

Random h8ter: HEY YOU!

Me internally: *groans* oh god Yato...

Me: Yes?

Random h8ter: WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING YOUR OC WITH CRUTCHIE?! HUH?! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT HE WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP?!

Me: Do you really think canon characters would care on what we did to them?

Random h8ter: YOU ALSO SHIP HIM WITH JACK! JACKRINE IS CANON, YOU'RE BEING CRINGEY!

Me: I know Jackrine is canon. That's why Wrench being paired with Jack is fanon. Also, aren't you the one being cringey instead of me?

Random h8ter: SHADDUP BEFORE I BLOCK YOU! THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO ALAN MENKEN, ANDREW KEENAN BOLGER, AND JEREMY JORDAN!

Me: Do you think they're going to walk from all the way from where they live over to my house and tell me that I need to stop this? No! You're acting like a eleven year old who plays minecraft!

Random h8ter: WELL, IT WILL NEVER BECOME CANON!

Me: I'm aware of that.

Random h8ter: OR THE FACT THAT JACK AND CRUTCHIE ARE GOING TO BE OOC WHEN YOU SHIP THEM WITH YOUR OC!

Me: which is why I try my best to make Jack and Crutchie's personalities loyal to their canon selves when I ship them with my oc. Can we stop arguing about this now?

Random h8ter: NO! STOP SHIPPING YOUR GARY STU OC WITH CANON CHARACTERS!

Me: Gary Stu?! He's an OC who HAS flaws and weaknesses!

Random h8ter: I'M BLOCKING YOU!

Me: *sarcastically* oh no! What am I going to do now that you're blocking me? I'm going to be so sad when you do!

Random h8ter: *blocks*

Me: F R E E D O M

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And that is how you deal with OC x Canon bashers if you have a well made oc shipped with a canon character~

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