Innocent Text • [TAEKOOK]

#21 •-•

I plopped down on my bed and started texting kook. But then I realised something...

"How the fuck did he know my address?" I asked myself. "Meh. Maybe mom told him"

I shrugged the thought off and continue to text kook

foreva changed their name to joewoahyfan

joewoahyfan: hey kook. sry for the late reply. my childhood best friend came over lol

(A/N: did i put childhood friend or cousin? Lol idk what evs. Its childhood friend now)

yours changed their name to dab

dab: issokay

dab: im sleepy anywayss

joewoahyfan: aww bby go to sleep :)))

dab: eehehehhe oke hyung :)))

joewoahyfan: gnight kookie

dab: nitenite hyungg

_o f f l i n e

*imma just skidaddle skadoodle to THE NEXT DAY*

"mah man felix!" I greeted the aussie boi with our signature handshake and invited him in.

"ah! yoongi! vaS GOOD MAH BRUTHERRR" felix hugged the mint boi while patting his back.

"felix? i didnt knew you moved here?"

"ay. brader. i didnt move here. im just tryna meet the l o m l here at seoul" yoongi nodded and went back inside his room

"tae. you didnt tell me yoongi was living here. i thought it was only you"

"well.. i was too tired last night to tell you and he was at jimin's house so yeah. shit happens" I said and drank my tea

"well. drink your tea faster cuz we 👏 need 👏 to 👏 get 👏 goin👏" felix clapped along his sentence.

"aight chill"

5 minutes later

"oke. where we headin?" I asked, putting on my shoes

"we need to go to Dream Cream. dumb ass"

"aight chillllll"

We walked into the elevator and yeah.

*lol at 'downstairs'*

We walked off to Dream Cream while simply talked and roasting eachother.

"bitCh- you be sayin i look like a burnt ass pickle 🅱️- you rn lookin like chewbacca ass"

"ahEm- chewbacca is fine. he tall as shit and fckin hairy and no ablo english. he perfect. you rn lookin like a fuckin clay ass. bitch ass. lookin ass. paper bag ass. googoogaagaa ass. bubble bitch ass-"

I was interrupted by a sudden "excuse me"

"excuji me.. are you felix" the guy said lookin at me. 

"nah fam. its dis pickle infront of me" i pointed to the pickle rick boi as the guy looked towards him with wide eyes

'hmm not that bad looking. great job lix. he the man 4u'

"felix? lee felix? its me changbin"

felix stood up and hugged him as changbin hugged back

"i knew you werent a catfish!" felix jumped up and down lightly while still hugging the poor boy

"f-felix.. ca..cant bre..breathe"

"oh man holy SHiT. sorry" felix separated the hug as binnie chuckled

"is my job here done?" i smiled at the both of them

"yes tae. you can go. thanks chewbacca lookin ass" he smiled innocently while shooing me away

"wear protection kids" i stood up as he hit me with dat dUDUDUDUDU

lol he just slapped my arm lightly as i snickered. i grabbed my drink that i ordered before and walked out of Dream Cream.

"taetae hyung!"

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suuh duH

jaboi is bacc with dem story bitcc

can yall recommend me sum

nct dream bxb crack book brof lol

i just want sum cRACK ff

kbye

-im out