Hetalia Zodiac Signs

#41 - Pick up lines

Aries -
England: Wanna see my Big Ben?
Aries: Ew I hate creepypasta.
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Taurus -
America: Can I But you a drink?
Taurus: I'd rather have the money.
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Gemini-
Turkey: Hey baby what's your sign?
Gemini: Stay away.
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Cancer -
Japan: If you were a dating sim, I would definitely choose you.
Cancer: Okay, so thank GOD I'm a real person.
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Leo -
China: Hey, you know how long the wall of China is?
Leo: 5,500 miles long, which is longer than any old man's dick.
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Virgo -
Estonia: Hey, let's play "Carpenter". First, we get hammered then I nail you.
Virgo: You didn't bring the wood...
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Libra -
Prussia: Ya know, there should be a warning on my dick saying "choking hazard"
Libra: Don't they put those labels on small objects?
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Scorpio -
Denmark: I would remove every chair in the world just so you could sit on my face.
Scorpio: I'd rather sit on the ground...
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Sagittarius -
Spain: Ever had a bull fight in bed?
Sagittarius: Let's not...
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Capricorn -
Italy: You must be the greatest architect in the world. You just made my leaning tower stand straight up!
Capricorn: I don't get it...
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Aquarius -
Romano: Hey, you know that the human body is made up of 95% water? Luckily I'm getting quite thirsty.
Aquarius: ... have fun sucking your own dick...
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Pisces -
Sweden: Do you wanna try my Swedish meatballs?
Pisces: nahhhhhh