South Park X Reader

Cartman x Reader

HOLY SHIT LMAO ITS ALMOST BEEN A YEAR💘 have this quick little one-shot thingy lmao ~ Natalie

The boy was an asshole but something about him made butterflies appear in my tummy and a blush to spread across my whole face. Sure he was mean to me but thats his personality isn't it? it's who he is and no one can change that. "Hey, Eric!" I say as he appears on the doorstep of his house "Hey bitch" He says slamming the door shut and joining me on the sidewalk. I don't mind that he calls me a bitch it's nothing more than that though "bitch" and nothing else. "Where are you going?" I ask staring at his chubby face not being able to take my eyes off it "Eh I was thinking of going down to the jews house" He says as i let out a little chuckle "eh i was going to just walk around town a bit, see if there any things we could find" I say putting my hands in my front pockets for warmth.

      "eh sure il come with ye" he says sighing and looking around "so whatcha been up to?" I ask awkwardly not knowing what to say "just watching some movies you?" he asks he was very different to me than everyone else "listening to some music" I say looking at him deeper, analyzing his face bit by bit I should just confess to him... it would be a lot easier than what I'm doing now... what am i doing now? "Look Eric there's something I need to tell you" i say stopping in my tracks and looking at him my face blushed red "r-really i need to tell you something too!" he says as his breathing starts to pick up "i-i love you" We both say at the same time, we just look at the other in shock before Cartman crashing his lips into mine (which tastes like cheesy poofs) i don't hesitate to kiss back loving this feeling. Eric Cartman in love with me... I think it's a dream... nope it isn't this is real life. "so I guess i could call you my boyfriend now?" I say pulling back and he blushes and nods not saying anything.

THIS SHIT WACK😭- I promise it'll get better I'm going to be active again but bye for now 😘- Natalie

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