Texts [Karushuu]

Chapter 13

Karma
Gakushuu!! MY PARENTS ARE BACK

Asano
That's good.

Karma
NO IT AINT

Asano
What do you mean it's not?

Karma
There's a fucking family gathering in the living room and I'm just hiding in my room trying to pretend that I can't hear them

Asano
Oh god family gatherings are the worst. I don't even have a family but my father has business men over now.

Karma
Uwu can we meet at the park or something I don't wanna stay here

Asano
What? No way I'm sneaking out! It's 8pm! Do you have any idea what my father would do to me if he found out?

Karma
Pls Asano I would rather get beaten up by an octopus that moves at Mach 20 than listen to my goddamn relatives yap about my charm and intelligence and tryna hook me up with their ugly kids

Karma
I don't even get along with them I'm just there to entertain

Karma
I'm a decoration

Karma
Do they even know what I do outside of home where their eyes can't see

Karma
Do they

Karma
No they don't

Karma
That's what I thought

Asano
...

Asano
I'm starting to feel extremely sympathetic right now.
But an octopus at Mach 20..?

Asano
My father's business partners are trying to get me to hook up with their daughters too for benefits

Asano
It's fucking annoying, because I'm not gonna marry some slutty brat that I don't know of and don't like

Karma
You see we've all been there

Asano
This is getting on my nerves I need the house soundproofed asap.

Karma
Me too

Karma
So

Karma
At the park, 8.45?

Asano
I'm on the way.