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My Puns (No Regrets!!!)

Want to know why I hate whole-grain?

It causes a "whole" lot of problems.

Guess why I don't eat to many bananas?

Cuz it gets "bananas" really quick.

You want to know why I hate cockroaches so much?

They tend to "bug" me out.

I got a pretty bad headache.

I may need to use my head to find a way to stop it.

It's pretty cold outside today, but i'm "Chill" with that.

The game Halo has a good title.

You could even say it has a nice "ring" to it.

You could say that the Titanic had a "titanic" incident.

(Rest in Peace.)

People ask me how much I rate Wolfenstein.

I rate it "nein" out of ten. 

(I actually don't)

What do you call a person that's afraid of cats?

A "pussy".

Guess why my puns would never work on a dinosaur?

Because my puns wouldn't be able to "scale" up to them.

You could say your in a "grim" situation when you get stuck in the world of RWBY.

You could even say that the world has a strange "aura" to it.

I wrote all these cuz I make more puns when i'm in a sour mood (and yes i'm drinking sour lemon tea while typing this. Don't judge me and my tastes for tea). Anyways see ya guys and gals later! Bye bye!