So you and Lucifer are brother and sister and get in a fight
Lucifer- you don't know jack shit bitch
Y/n- uh yes I do, Jack Shit us the only son of Awe Shit which married Oh Shit. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. They had 6 kids: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit. (a high school drop out) After 15 years Jack & No Shit got divorced, she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock, in the meanwhile Dip Shit married Lotta Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers, it was a double wedding..aka Shit Happens wedding
Lucifer- you can stop now
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Supernatural Texts
Fanfictionthis is me rewriting texts that I think sound like the supernatural characters and you are in it btw I will be writing *best friend *couple *brother sister *daddy daughter *sister sister *mother daughter And I will most likely be writing *dean *s...
