some girls watch Hellsing Abridged.

Some girls watch Hellsing Abridged. CH 4

I can't believe it was Nazis!

"You ok Indigo?" Lemon Zest asked in a worried tone. Ever since the more athletic of the Shadowbolts returned from the kitchen, she had been unusually quiet, and quite skittish

"Y-yeah!" Indigo Zap stuttered out. All the while trying to keep her wits about her. "Let's just get the next episode started."

The rest of the group could only give each other confused looks and shrug as Sunset pressed play.

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JAN: The following is a fan-based parody. Hellsing Ultimate is property of Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse...? The fuck is this?! You assholes brought me back from the dead to read this legal bullshit?! No no no no no.no no no. FUCK. THAT! If I'm gonna come back to life to read a fucking line, then it's gonna be my kind of fucking line.

"Oh, no...." Sunny whispered.

(Clears throat)

My THROBBING VAMPIRE DICK is a fan-based parody. Its SHAFT, BALLS, and SCROTUM are property of me, JAN VALENTINE. And whatever bitch I happen to be giving it to at the time. Please support MY DICK by helping with its official release. You know you want to...

"As if," Indigo muttered. Secretly glad that the show was helping her keep her mind off what she saw.

(flashback to an old cemetery in ye old folks days)

VAN HELSING: Vampire king...

ALUCARD: (groaning)

"He's Dracula," Sunset said out of nowhere. Making some of the group jump.

"What makes you say that?" Lemon asked her new friend.

"This guy just called him vampire king," The sun-themed girl stated. "The most famous of the vampires, and considered the king of all vampires was Dracula."

"You sure?" Sour asked. "Seems kind of obvious."

Nodding her head Sunset finished off by saying. "Also Alucard is Dracula spelled backward."

"I don't think the show is going to use an obvious plot twist like that," Twilight muttered.

VAN HELSING: You lay upon ze blood-soaked dirt of your ruined land. Castles plundered... dominions in ruin... servants destroyed - all to end ze hellfire wis which you sought to cover ze world. A bloody conquest having consumed hundreds of thousands, countless villages razed to ze ground, and over 20,000 impaled and prostrated by you and you alone to strike horror into the hearts of mortal men! Vhat say you, monster, demon, devil conceived by the bleakest womb?! WHAT SAY YOU NOW?!

"This guy is so cool!" Lemon muttered with stars in her eyes.

"He has to be if he took down Alucard," Indigo said in agreement.

ALUCARD: (Beat) ...The Aristocrats.

"And of course he answers with that," Sunny Flare muttered.

VAN HELSING: Durgh! (he strikes Alucard, after which the flashback ends and Alucard wakes up in the Hellsing Mansion)

ALUCARD: Oh God... [existed] It's orientation day! [yay]

"Must be hiring new soldiers after the attack," Twilight muttered. The rest of the group taking a second to pay their respects to the fallen men of Hellsing.

(Scene change to the Hellsing mansion, where Miss Integra is meeting a mercenary group known as the Wild Geese up to speed)

"They looked untrained," Sugar Coat muttered with an air of indifference surrounding her.