some girls watch Hellsing Abridged.

Some girls watch Hellsing Abridged. CH 8

Frenchy and the vampire queen.

The group got ready to watch another Episode, not knowing of the pair of red eyes watching them...

"All right!" Sunset cheered as she pressed play. "Next episode is up next!"

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(Scene opens on Nazi fuckheads eat corpses like the sick fucks they are)

"Oh god," Sunny muttered while trying to keep her dinner from coming back up.

Nazi Grunt: Gruber?

Gruber: Hmm?

Nazi Grunt: ..Are we bad people? [No fuckning shit Sherlock]

"Are you really asking that?" Sour Sweet muttered. "You're fucking Nazis!"

Gruber: (swallows) It's a matter of perspective, really.

"You are both VAMPIRE NAZIS, you are evil from literally every possible perspective there is! Including the one's Discord probably made up!" Sunset shouted.

Nazi Grunt: From these men's perspective?

Gruber: Oh, absolutely! But, to be fair. I think we kind of tipped that Jenga tower by being Nazis in the first place. [tipped it?..... you fucking NUKED it]

"KIND OF!?" Sunny snapped. "YOU IDIOTS BASICALLY DROP A FUCKING METEOR ON IT!"

Nazi Grunt: Ya, ya... I guess the whole 'eating them' is just... salt on the wound.

"Not going to be able to eat meat for a while after this," Lemon Zest muttered with a green face.

Gruber: Agh, don't say 'salt' to me! These mercs are so bland! They could use--

(Seras opens gunfire on them, blasting them to a beautiful bloody paste)

"Thank you!" the group shouted in gratitude. Nazi fucks deserved it.

Seras: How's THAT for some SALT?! (silence) ..UGH! God DAMN it! What's the point of comin' up with all these one-liners if'n they're all dead when I say 'em?!

Sunset nodded. "Agreed, it just doesn't have the same flare and air of badassery to it..."

".... you've been hanging around Rainbow Dash more than usual haven't you?" Twilight asked.

Nazi Grunt: (outside) To be fair, it wasn't really that funny, to begin with!

"Better than the salt joke ya gimp!" Sour Sweet shouted.

Seras: (shoots down through the floor, through the offending grunt) It's a matter of perspective, really.

"NICE," Sunset said with a wicked grin.

(OPENING TITLE CARD)

Bernadotte: B Wing! What's your location?

Miller: (in a heavy gun fight] HR department!

Bernadotte: And your status?

Miller: You ever been fisted up to the elbow before?

"That is physically impossible," Twilight stated bluntly. "Also, gross."

However, Sunset put a finger to her chin and started thinking. "Hmmm.... oh!" She smiled before pulling out her phone. "I think someone I know at work might have had some experience-"