➳ incorrect jerrie quotes

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Jesy: Tell me, exactly, how long has Perrie been in little mix?

Jade: Seven years, two months, three days and, I suppose, what... two hours?

Jesy: And how long have you been in love with Perrie?

Jade: Ahm, seven years, two months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes.

Jesy: I thought as much.

Jade: Do you think everybody knows?

Jesy: Yes.

Jade: Do you think Perrie knows?!

Jesy: Yes.

Jade: Oh that is... that is bad news.

Jesy: Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.

Jade: Like what?

Jesy: Invite her out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry her and have lots of sex and babies.

Jade: You know that?

Jesy: Yes, and so does Perrie. Think about it, for all our sakes. It's Christmas.