Escape Boats.
Guy: I Bought a Fucking Ticket!
Soldier: We Can Only Accept a Few More!
Person: I Dont Care Aboit Your Fucking Kids!
You carry Mrs Yeager onto the boat mikasa staring at you blusing.
Eren talking to armin
Eren walked over to mikasa.
Eren: Y/n Was Right I have Been treating you like Horse Shit, Its just your better at everything...
Mikasa: Its Fine Eren.
Eren Hugs her.
Then mikasa wrapps them up in her scarf.You treated Mrs Yeagers Wounds.
You grabbed pencil and Paper and wrote a song.
You: Ill call this One Rich & Sad
You start singing the lryics
The adults were looking at you.
You: What?
Adult: That Was Amazing!!!!
Guy: Do It Again!
Woman: Yeah!
You: Someone get me some music.
They do as you ask.
You sing the song again
They were all hyped.
Eren: Whats That Noise?
He walks in to see you preforming.
Eren: Guys Get A Load Of This!!!
Mikasa holds her cheeks and blushed: I would stay....
The music stopped.
You finished your song then sat down.
Carla: That Was Amazing!
You: Thanks.
One song came to mind
You: One Thing I Hate about war is the Exissive use of Fortunate Son, By CCR.
Carla:Agreed.
You: And thats why im joining the combatnants of the Titan War.
Carla: Listen, if Eren and Mikasa and I know if you join mikasa will, anyways if they join I need you to protect them.You: You Have My Word
Carla: Thank You.
You nod.
Time Skip 1 Year---
You stand in the 5 rows of 20 people
Shadis:I ASKED FOR ROBOT SLAYING LAZER SWORD WEILDING SOLDIERS, AND ALL I GOT IS SHIT FOR FRIES AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCKNUGGETS!!!!
He walks to you.
Shadis: Whats Your Name!?
You: Y/n Draeger.
Shadis:Hobbies?
You: Killing.
He suddenly steps back scared for his life.
Shadis: Lets See how you do on ODM.
He hands you a set.
You strap i in 1 minute.
They gasp.
You run at the tree and a titan dummie drops out.
You zip off
People gasp.
You slice that nape and surf between the trees like a moutain skier.
You land infront of shadis.
Shadis: Well Done.....
You nod.
Shadis: What Is Your Name Yandere!!!
Mikasa: Mikasa Ackerman!
Shadis: Hobbies, Who Do You Want Your Heart to go to, Tell Me Something!
Mikasa: Y/n Is My Life!
He laughs.
You put the blade to his neck.
You: Pick On Her, And your body will be on the ground cold.
He nods.
They gasp.
Girl: How About Me!
You look at her.
She blushed.
You look away.
You walk away to the trees.
Shadis: What Is He Your Senpai Or Something!!
Girl: Annie Leonhart!
Shadis: Hobbies?
Annie: Protecting Y/n!
Then mikasa and her had a stare off.
Shadis face palms himself
Shadis: Jeez He Really Is a Lady killer.
Mikasa:You Will Know Why Shadis.
Shadis: He Almost Fucking Killed Me!
Shadis: Whats Your Name Little Girl?!
Girl: Krista Lenz!Y/n Is Also My Top Priority!
Then there was a Bermuda triangle of staring.
Shadis: Whats Your Name Princess?!
Girl: Mina Caronlina and Im Y/n's Protector.
You roll your eyes and face palm yourself.
You zip twords the house.
You: Alright You Guys Who Else Has It For Me!?
All the Girls Raise their hand.
You mumble: This Is Going To Be harder than I thought....
Eren: Jeasus!
Jean: Teach Me Lord and Saviour Y/n!
You Flip Him Off.
You jump to the guys dorm and onto a horse.
You ride by jean and pick him up.
You: Its A Super power.
You drop him.
You ride off into the forest.
Eren: Jeez It Must Be A Super Power.
Armin: Its Probably Oral Axphixiation.
Girls: Hes Such a Badass, and they let their breath out.
Mikasa: DIBS!
Annie: NO!
Krista: Oh, Hell No!
You: Rock Paper Sisors.
Eren: What!?
You: You Say Something Then Smartass.
Eren: Number 1 through 100!
You: Pick a number 1-100!
Time Skip.
You: The Number Was 69!
The guys laugh.
Mikasa: YES, I KNEW THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE NUMBER!
Jean: Mikasa, Its More than That.
Mikasa: What Is It!?
Jean: I Shoudent tell you.
You laugh.
Shadis: Good One!
You stop laighing.
You: Mikasa's Right..
Annie: Thats Not Fair! She Knows More!
Mikasa: I Actually Know Very Little About Him.
Hitch walks up on stage and leans on your shoulder.
You: What Do You Need Hitch?
Hitch: You.
You: Awe Hell Naw!
You zip away.
Eren: RUN BITCH RUN!
Then all the guys Took off then connie played
( play song on top)
You sprint with them.
You see the girls chasing you in a huge group.
Jean: RUN FASTER!
Connie: THEY HAVE ODM!
You: RUN!!!!!
You: ITS A FUCKING HURRICANE!
You turn the corner.
You hear the girls zipping by you and the 25 guys.
You jump onto a branch.
You: Phew.
Guys: Yeah.
Then the Song Played
You: Son Of A Bitch CONNIE!
You jump off thd branch and run the other way the girls following you.
You see a group of girls ahead of you
You jump onto the tree and to another to get behind them.
You: Ha!
You run into the clearing.
You drift around a building to hide and Hitch Was Standing there.
You: Son Of A Bi-
You run back into the huge chase.
You: Guys!
They turn and follow you so do the girls.
You: BITCH!
You continued to run
You at this point were running in circles.
Jean: ITS WORKING!
You Climb On Top Of The Classroom
You wipe your forehead.
You hear The The All The Other Kids Play.
You: Jesus Connie That High Speed Chase, and that song made it so much better.
The guys laugh.
Eren: Can You Rap Rap God For Us?
Girls: WHOO!
You: Fine
You: If I Cant Batter Wemen How Am I Supposed To Make Them a Cake Then?
You: Dont Be A Retard, Be A King, why be a kid when you can be a god
Then you fell back into eren
Them: WHOOO!
You catch your breath.
You: WHOO!
Jean: Thats Impressive.
Connie: 7.2 Sylibles per second.
Armin: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?
Mikasa: That Just Made Him 20x hotter.....
Annie: Lets Get Em!
They start to climb up you run and jump to the 2nd classroom its a 3 Story building.
You Dance to Foster and The People Connie Was Playing.
Connie:Sing Fortunate Son!
You and Eren: HELL NAH!
Them: Why!?
You: Because youll get annoyed of it, its over used in war!
Jean: Good Point.
Mikasa pops up behind you.
Eren: Shes Behi-.
He was too late.
You got picked up.
You: Why?
Mikasa: Why Is Your Stomach So Hard?
She sets you down and lifts up your shirt to reveal your 8 Pack
Mikasa: Flex It!
You do as she asked.
She blushed and a strand of drule falls from her mouth.
You turn around and jump off.
You: Connie!
He played Pumped up kicks again
You hopped on a horse.
You: GIDDY UP!
You whip the reighns.
Annie: Is He Dating anyone?
Hitch: Mmhm.
Mikasa: WHO!?!
Hitch: Me Now,
Mikasa: WHAT!?
They hop on horses and chase you.
Shadis: WHAT!?
Eren: Yep it has gotten this far.
To Be Continued.....
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Un-Fortunate Son, Aot x Male Reader
HumorYou are F/n Dreager, a Fiersome Warrior, and a Saviour (Harem):/