Straight up friggin' how to get a weirdo perv to stfu.....

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Random desperate boy~ Hi show me your bobs and vageena.....

Girl~ Huh? What's a vageena??

Random desperate boy-Show me bobs and Virginia

Girl~Sorry dude....I actually live in Texas....

Random desperate dude~ Show me bobs! and vegan

Girl~Bruh I ain't a frigging vegan I like my milk...Also No I would not like to go bobbing with apples with you...

Random desperate dude~ No no! I meant- Ugh nevermind....

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