Admin: *sitting in le emo corner*
Sealand: Wha-
England: *throws Sealand over shoulder and off a cliff* YOU ARE NOT A BLOODY COUNTRY!
Sealand: ;-;
America: What's wrong Admin?
Admin. *le no reaction*
Italy: Maybe she needs some pastaaa~!
Germany: No. -_____-
England: M-
America: England I swear to burgers if you say scones I will find you and kill you.
England: B-but I'm a nation...
America: *ties England up amd throws him in a room* DON'T COOK!
Admin: *stands up*
Countries: :D
Admin: *makes chicken legs appear*
Germany: Huh?
Italy: That's-a not pasta...
Japan: o.o
America: Chicken legs?
Russia: ^J^ Well, it doesn't effect me so whatever
Admin: *eats chicken legs and then eats the bucket that the chicken legs were in*
Countries:*slowly back away*
Admin: *opens room England is picks him up and flies away*
France: Ohonhonhon~*perv thoughts*
China: Her obsession with England has gotten worse, aru.
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Hetalia Crack!
FanfictionWarning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose you...