Hypodermic Matchmaker

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*SallyThatGurl, Ally4Prez and MsVenable went online.*

Ally4Prez: hey guys!

SallyThatGurl: ally, did you read lanas last message before she logged off? ;)

Ally4Prez: no what did she say?

Ally4Prez: wait lemme check

SallyThatGurl: kay

Ally4Prez: oh goodness, I never thought Lana was that type of girl 😳

SallyThatGurl: you thought she was too uptight and proper to touch herself?

Ally4Prez: no, I just didn't think she would be as open to talk about it like you are

SallyThatGurl: the difference is that I don't care what I say, if I wanna talk about my vagina and what I do to it, I will

MsVenable: you're disgusting

SallyThatGurl: Lana on the other hand doesn't wanna embarrass herself in front of you

SallyThatGurl: Venny! Nice of you to finally pitch in

MsVenable: if you call me Venny again I will actually beat you

Ally4Prez: why would she be embarrassed to talk about that in front of me?

SallyThatGurl: oh please do Venny 😘💦

MsVenable: somebody please kill me

SallyThatGurl: Ally you seriously don't know that Lana has a thing for you? You must be blind or stupid

Ally4Prez: Wilhelmina, please ignore Sally's dirty talk, she only does to wind you up.

SallyThatGurl: I do not...okay maybe a little bit

MsVenable: noted, and please Ally, call me Venable.

Ally4Prez: you got it Venable. Sally, you know me and Lana are only friends

SallyThatGurl: HAHAHAHA are you fucking kidding me? All you do is flirt, sweetheart this, sweetie that. It's so cringey watching you both talk like that

MsVenable: and you talking about masturbating isn't? don't you think you're being a bit of an asshole Sally?

Ally4Prez: well I care about her so obviously I'm going to talk to her like that...

SallyThatGurl: really V? coming from the one who beat people for simply kissing?

MsVenable: well if Ally and Lana love each other...there's nothing wrong with them being together

SallyThatGurl: so I can't talk about touching myself but they can flirt?

Ally4Prez: to be fair Sally nobody wants to hear about what you do to yourself and me and Lana aren't in love, we're just friends!

*LanaBanana69 went online*

SallyThatGurl: well how about we ask her?

Ally4Prez: Sally don't you dare

SallyThatGurl: Lana do you love Ally?

LanaBanana69: is that a trick question?

Ally4Prez: she's just being an idiot, ignore her

LanaBanana69: well I mean...I don't not love her

SallyThatGurl: that wasn't the question

Ally4Prez: ...Lana...😨

LanaBanana69: I mean...I don't know

Ally4Prez: oh my god lana

LanaBanana69: well I do feel...attached...to her

SallyThatGurl: told ya al

Ally4Prez: lana...call me baby

SallyThatGurl: baby?!

MsVenable: this is sweet, I won't lie.

LanaBanana69: Ally..I.. I gotta go, we'll talk later

Ally4Prez: lana please

LanaBanana69: okay okay. I'll call you.

Ally4Prez: thank you

*LanaBanana69 and Ally4Prez went offline*

SallyThatGurl: you can now call me Sally the Matchmaker! 😁

MsVenable: nobody will call you that

SallyThatGurl: hypodermic matchmaker?

MsVenable: no

SallyThatGurl: have you always had a stick up your ass?

MsVenable: ....goodbye Sally

*MsVenable went offline*

SallyThatGurl: and she's gone...well then...

SallyThatGurl: all jokes aside if they end up together, It'd be kinda nice

*SallyThatGurl went offline*

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