"Izuku!" {Izuku/male!classmate one-shots}

Bakusquad/Izuku

Prompt:
In which Deku is their new roommate and the four of them are absolutely thirsting for his ass. A love story.

[NO QUIRKS AU]
[ME TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT FAILING]
[OUT OF CHARACTER (mostly for Deku)]
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"Oi, Bakugou, get your gay ass sweatpants off the sofa."

"HAH!? Shut the fuck up, soy sauce face! That shit ain't mine!"

Sero grumbled a curse under his breath, frowning with mirth as he picked up the crumpled rainbow palette pants irresponsibly strewn out on the sofa. "Kirishima!," he shouted next, knowing that the redhead was more likely responsible for the mess. "Could you not leave your sweatpants all over the place!?"

A muffled "oops" from upstairs was followed by heavy stomping, which means Kirishima was thundering down the stairs like the absolute fucking muscle mass beefcake he was. That bitch ate steel and drank protein shakes for dinner, Sero swears to god.

Denki, the most idiotic person of the squad poked his head out from the kitchen, hair messy, as he tried waving for Bakugou's attention- who was currently and comfortably sprawled out on the living room pull our couch. "Yo. Psst. Bakugou. My man. I need some help."

Bakugou, the most sensible, smartest one of the group but definitely not the chillest, glared daggers and swords at Kaminari, who in turn smiled sheepishly. "Could you help me boil some water?"

And Sero swears that Katsuki almost imploded from red hot anger on his face, hand clenching so hard around his small iPhone that he was afraid it might crack under sheer spite alone. "You can't fucking boil water? What the FUCK you fucking Portable charger? I fucking hate all of you."

"Whaaat? I just wanna make some tea for our new roommate. You know. So he won't think we're some unwelcoming freaks like you."

Ah, right.

Even Kirishima paused from barreling down the stairs at the mention of the new roommate, along with Bakugou who seemed to hold his tongue.

The newbie, apparently new to the college they all went to, had to pick last minute between three idiots and a blond who was more or less a thug, versus a cramped space shared with three sketchy people from across their room, who probably sold heroine and that good kush in their free time.

So it was kind of obvious that they were picked.

That was the reason why Sero was picking up after these guys, bearing with the salt and vinegar chips crushed up sweeping the shards into a bin, along with using about three different odor masking spray cans to cover the smell of burnt spaghetti (curtesy unsurprisingly by Denki).

Katsuki had been antsy about it, complaining that the four of them had already settled in in the rather spacious apartment- or dorm(?), and a new tenant would be a pain in the ass.

Strangely, the three also agreed, knowing that an additional roommate may be a bother, considering their past
flat mates were absolute bitches who were 24/7 shitfaced with a bottle of molten vodka and hard beer in hand. They really, really didn't want to repeat the experience of waking up with throw up on the floor.

But, the land lord was weirdly insistent, claiming that "he" (referring to their new roommate) would be the opposite of last time and actually be an absolute delightful angel.

The four of them immediately doubted him, but sighed in defeat, knowing that the roommate had to kick themselves out eventually.

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"Shitty nerd's running late. Fuckin' amazing."

"Hey, hey, don't be so hard on him! It's raining pretty hard, so.." Kirishima, the absolute epitome of manliness and gentleman spoke with a shark like grin while Sero simply nudged the cool cup of Jasmine tea. Denki shrugged, reaching over to pluck a pink mochi- before receiving a solid smack to the head by a fuming Katsuki.

"That's for the guest, dumbass!" Denki let out a mocking groan of pain before obediently dropping the fluffy treat and rubbing the sore spot on his head.

"I'm surprised you even bought some Mochi for the guest, Baku-bro," Kirishima gestured to the special sweets. "I was thinking you'd love for them to "fuck off" soon." Sero hummed, nodding, but his frown turned upside down at the sight of Bakugou's cheeks reddening to a fast degree. "BAKUGOU HAS A CRUUSH!" Sero squealed, low-key hurting his throat but it was worth it to jab at Katsuki's weakness.

Denki and Kirishima's grins widened, while Sero dodged an offending fork flying his direction. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT FUCKER! IT COULD BE AN UGLY ASS DONKEY FOR ALL WE FUCKING KNOW!-"

And amidst all the chaos, a knock on the door shut them all up.

"He's here!"
"Fuckin'- Shitty Hair! Get the fucking door!"
"I wanna see him first though!"

While Kaminari and Eijirou battled for the door, Katsuki smacked his own hand on his face, dragging it down with an exhausted grunt. "They're gonna make us look like fuckin' idiots, ya know."

Sero peered at the two shining each other to look through the peephole like a bunch of kids- before snickering. "Ah, whatever-"

"What the fuck. What. Fuck."

Everyone's attention shot to Kirishima, who had Denki in a choke hold as he pressed his face against the peephole, visibly shook.

"What?" Katsuki snapped, curiosity making him raise an eyebrow, and Sero followed the suit and ignored the wheezing Denki.

"Dude. He's.."

"Spit it out."

"Oh my god he's.. He's..!"

"For the LOVE of GOD!" Bakugou's patience finally snapped like a frayed piece of thread, thundering towards them, hauling the two idiots out of the way, and yanking the door open in breakneck speeds. Katsuki immediately leaned on the doorframe, closing the door a bit until he was the only one visible- copper eyes widening as he saw their supposed roommate ohmyfuckinggod-

"Ah- Hello. You must be one of my future roommates, correct?"

The smooth, baritone voice made Katsuki's spine shiver, an uncharacteristic blush forming on his face as he looked at the teen in front of him- the first think catching his attention were the glossy, pink lips curving upward into a pleased smile. Katsuki stares at the.. Well dressed man, who wore a simple white sweater with a green stripe in the middle to match his bushy moss hair, tight black leggings at hugged the curve of his hips, red sneakers that stood out loudly, and the pair of obviously expensive gold piercings on his ears.

Freckles dusted the boy's cheeks, green, rare eyes fixated on Katsuki in an almost amused manner- and a hand, covered in scars and a bit rough and crooked extended out, two silver rings on his index and ring finger visible.

"I'm Midoriya Izuku. Nice to meet you."

And in all Katsuki did in his gay panic and pent up sexual frustration from not getting dick for four months was slam the door closed, whip around to his also stunned roommates, and uttered something he would probably regret.

"I want him to raw me hard."

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