midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

twenty nine

GREAT LORD created the group 3 fucking skeet yah bros

GREAT LORD added 🖖👾alfred and Mathias

🖖👾alfred:  bitch are you kidding me how many group chats are y'all gonna make dude

🖖👾alfred: also what the fucks up with ur name being the only normal one @Mathias

Mathias:  I DIDDNT CHOOSE IT IT JUST GOT IT FROM MY GOGGLE ACCOUNT AND IDK HOW TO CHANGE IT?!?!

🖖👾alfred: your goggle account  ok

Mathias: YOU KUNT

🖖👾alfred: oh christ

Mathias: IBSIDH ITS AUTO CRACKERS

Mathias: CAN NUT FIND THE BUTTON TO FIX IT

🖖👾alfred: hYOOOOOOO TAKE THAT TO A   T E C H N I C I A N

GREAT LORD:  (audio)

Prussia: WHATS UP YOU FUCKING SLUTS, IT IS  I-  THE GREAT MAGNIFICENT ONE  TALKING TO THY PEASANTS FROM MY AWESOME HIDE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST. THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TO REQUEST FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE AS I LACK OF ENT-

Germany:  (in the background) Do you have any dirty clothes? I'm washing today

Prussia: Uh, yeah. In that basket

Germany: This is empty

Prussia: No! The other basket

Germany: This one is full of potato chips

Prussia: Aha! I see you've found my emergency survival kit

Germany: GET OVER HERE AND SHOW ME WHERE THE BASKET IS

Prussia: ARE YOU BLIND, GRANDMA?? DO YOU WANT SOME BINOCULARS???

Germany: ...... *LOUD SIGH*

Prussia: ..... Anyway guys, come over. I have snacks

🖖👾alfred: dude i didn't want to know about your goddamn life but sure lmfao

Mathias:  WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND VOICE MESSAGES?? ANNOYING MUCH

GREAT LORD: (audio)

Prussia: BECAUSE IT'S A LOT EASIER, YOU SHIT-

Germany: I CAN'T FIND THE BASKET

Prussia: CHECK UNDER THE STAIRS

Germany: I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS

Prussia: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ASKED

Prussia: Also, it allows me to express my awesome self bet-

Germany: (far away) FUCK