*garrisons calls a meeting*
*in the staff room, sitting at table waiting*
Lance: What is taking Hunk so long
Pidge: Probally fell asleep
Keith: What do we do while we wait?
James: Learn to sit patiently. This is ridiculous enough as it is.
Kinkade: Captain, Keith is a leader himself. Let him handle his team the way he wishes.
James: Keith, leader?! Ha!
Keith: I pilot the black lion...
James: The biggest one? Ha. The thing must be broken.
Lance: Aaaaaanyways stop insulting keith ori'llgutyourorgansoutandeatyoualive
James: What...?
Lance: Lets tell jokes!
Shiro: A much better solution than the first, lets do that.
Lance: Okay okay— they call me coffee cuz I grind ao fine~
Nadia: Oo, ooh!! They call me coffee... cuz... I keep y'all up past 2 am!!
Ina: Blasting music does keep one up at 2 am...
Keith: They call me coffee...
James: What could you come up with that's any good?
Keith: ...cuz I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
Shiro: Babe thats so sad
Pidge: What??!
Shiro: Um.
Keith: Uhhh
Shiro: Shizzzzzzzle nuggetz!!
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As a multishipper, I'll refrence other ships (requests welcome) but on twitter Shiro and Keith are dating (and irl) so I'm going with that naturally (although shance— err, Klance— but Latt—)
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RandomAs the title says. Not an original idea but I owe ya guys while I can't write charpters (life sucks rn but hey have this) Enjoy whatever I post (somewhat based off of the events at the garrisons) -Bandor
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