Lance: if I were trapped in a room full of explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die.
Keith: how would you even get in that situation?
Lance: Ask Tumblr
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Lance: how much dirt would you have to throw into the ocean to make an island?
Shiro: What in the actual fuck Lance
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Shiro: Lance, last night you were talking in your sleep.
Lance: What did I say?
Shiro: "time to bedazzle everything."
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Lance: GUYS! Christmas doesn't feel like christmas anymore...
Shiro: Lance—
Lance: Like, its hardly real and—
Hunk: I thought I was the only one!
Pidge: ITS SO SAD
Allura: Whats Christmas
Shiro: Guys... hate to break it to you... its called growing up.
Lance: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
Pidge: IM SORRY FOR MY SINS
Hunk: I WONT EAT ALL THE COOKIES SANTA PLEASE GIVE US BACK CHRISTMAS
Allura: But what is Christmas...?
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Lance: I went to church once.
Keith: Only once?
Lance: They were reading a passage and it said, "very god".
Keith: So?
Lance: So without trying to be quiet, I say, "MUCH CHRISTIANITY".
Keith: ... oh...
Lance: They kicked me out.
Keith: What did you think about that?
Lance: I just looked at the priests and said, "So religion."
Pidge: You queen.
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Lance: If I cut off my foot and hit you am Still kicking you or just hitting you?
Keith: You'd be lying on the ground, dead.
Lance: Okay but which—
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Shiro: what if phobias were based off of how you died in your past life.
Keith: You're banned from Lance now Shiro.
Lance: Huh. I died from life?
Keith:
Keith: I'm stealing Lance from you Shiro.
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Lance: Whats missing: A,E,_,O,U?
Shiro: I?
Lance: Whats the oppisite of hate?
Shiro: Love?
Lance: Whats the oppisite of me?
Keith: Someone worth breathing?
Shiro: I do love someone worth breathing.
Lance: ...oh
Shiro: Babe I meant you don't be like that—
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Lance: *drops several limes*
Lance: *trues to pick the up but fails*
Lance: *gets Shiro's attention*
Lance: *finally gathers limes sheepishly*
Lance: sorry, I'm bad a pickup limes.
Shiro:
Shiro: *marries Lance*
Because Klance and SHANCE are necessary
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER || C R A C K [discontinued]
De TodoAs the title says. Not an original idea but I owe ya guys while I can't write charpters (life sucks rn but hey have this) Enjoy whatever I post (somewhat based off of the events at the garrisons) -Bandor