A Notice From The Freedonian Government

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PROPERTY OF THE FREEDONIAN GOVERNMENT

CONFIDENTIAL

FREEDONIAN MINISTRY OF INVESTIGATION NOTICE: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN CIRCULATED ONLINE BY A PERSON CODENAMED "MILKSHAKE" WHO OPERATES UNDER THE FALSE ALIASES "MARISAKAMISHIRASAWA," "NEPALSAYSRAWR" (although that may change) AND "MILCAHRAWR" WITHOUT THE PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF HIS EXCELLENCY, RUFUS T. FIREFLY OR THE FREEDONIAN GOVERNMENT IN GENERAL. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THEM PLEASE CALL THE FMI HEADQUARTERS. ALSO ANYONE CAUGHT POSSESSING OR READING THESE DOCUMENTS SHALL BE SENTENCED TO 50 YEARS IN PRISON.

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