The Anonymous Confessor

SeAson one episode two. THE ULTIMATE MOMENT

So you people said you want the episode two.. your eyes dey sweet you ooo..
So as I enter Alexander ein room wey she hug me.....downtown give standing ovation🍆
Herh.. my heart was beating because the girl is one church girl was..like some holy girl bi you barb,.. But the clothes she was wearing got me to question myself.... Is this really the Alexander I know from church??Because in church this girl dey where Kaba and sleet p3 ooo and it's big too but the girl get body oo.. not like Moesha ooo but like Tyra Banks body.. dem models some..
So as she finish dey hug me, immediately n)))) I sat on a chair like a Child with my legs closed tight herh. Like a disciplined girl, she asked me if I want water, and I said oh na I'm good....but charle .. I was thirsty roff but I was trying to resh small.. She then start dey talk to me about university life..oh Yh I didn't tell you.. Alexander is in level 400 offering Nutrition and food science..wenne course you Dey do??
So she was telling me all the tricks and life of boys and girls as well....but one thing she said that bost ma mind was the fact that your GPA must be above 3.6 to get a first class..😂😂
As she talk this thing I just knew which class I'll be leaving with😂😂...There n)))) she open ein MIS web show me ein results
Ladies and gentlemen,I've never seen such results soo beautiful like that in my life.😩eiiiii
The girl shark ooo Like she for do medicine but she resh the medicine do nutrition and food science... The lowest she get be B+ wey that one sef she said it was a mistake so they'll change it soon..I looked at her and shook my head very hard wey she laugh... So we vibe about university life saaaa wey she say * Enough of university life, what about you, what's up with you* There n))) I started giving her some British accent like Queen Elizabeth she mow me English.. wey she trost me roff.. Atell am some crazy moments in SHS wey laugh saaaaaaa...But one thing struck me.. as she was laughing .. she was touching my thighs then things... eiiii Maame easy wai. So me I took it as if she Dey feel oboy.. you barb 😂😂 Charle, ayob the girl saaa wey she Dey make free plus me herh..In church she doesn't laugh or talk like this ooo.. that's when I realized she's very interesting... So as we were talking she said * you look very nice ooo and your perfume is really getting me.. I like your style* At that moment, a nigger felt like the heavens have been opened and The Angel of God was taking him up. Herh.. the way my eye get errrr
As she said that... I just said *thank you, you look beautiful yourself, especially your eyes I can't stop starring at them* There n) she smile and said * you're lying*😒 I'm the one looking at the thing and saying it...girls dierrrrr.. Me I was hungry and wanted the food... but I couldn't ask..na Adey shy pass..
Within a minute my stomach start dey do that noise n)))... like I was releasing gas but my stomach made that sound..Alexander heard it and just knew I was hungry....so she brought the food and Lo and Behold.... I felt like a king 🤴. It was curry rice with sliced sausages and some sauce bi and chicken with some Orange juice on the side of the tray..To be honest...I never chop curry rice before but as achop errrr....I told her that I'll be coming everyday and she laughed..she figa Adey joke...ego shock am.. So when I finished consuming the food😴😴...(yes I know English..) she asked me whether i liked movies and I said I'm actually an addict. So she said we should watch a movie, The title is Fifty Shades of Grey...that movie I've watched it but I told her ano spy before🤐🤐😵.. So we sat on the Chairs and she said she'll feel more comfortable on the bed😪...So I said sure
So we started watching aaaa and we got to the part where they were about to get intimate. Me I thought she'll skip it ooo
Masa, she made us watch ditto ditto, eiii
I'm a very good boy with clear mind but the mind of downtown was filthy and naughty😂😩😩...I was soo scared that he'll get up so I started praying in my head😂😂😂
Alexander then put her head on my shoulders and held my hands like she bi my girl.....For my head inside, Adey biz am say...madam, this be where we reach?😂😂 Ah, eno ky33 kraa anoda scene of intimacy showed and this one dier, the girl was showing her body all... As we dey spy errr, Alexander ein eyes all open like she see ghost 😂 And at that moment downtown couldn't lay low but had to give a salute and kpa, he stood upright..
And the laptop was also at that position so as downtown stood up, the laptop rose like a plane taking off...When that happened , I pressed the laptop down but Alexander saw what happened but she jie ein eye but she smile😂 The girl is stubborn eiii....So we dey spy aaa wey Alexander make quiet and she looked at me saaaaa like a p)))ppii...there and then I realized we were in a titanic scene where Rose and Jack were starring at each other and kissed... Charle, me I saw her approaching so I leaned towards her and in my head I was singing Ed Sheeran's song; Perfect(that song be romantic)as soon as we were about to have that titanic moment, someone knocked😱😱😱......eeeiiiiiiii
Who was that spoiler of an epic moment???

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