Eating:
When you're underweight
-EAT MORE [shoves food down the throat] I WILL MAKE YOU PLUMP!
2. When you're not underweight and not overweight
-EAT MORE [shoves food down the throat] I WILL MAKE YOU PLUMP!
3. When you're overweight
-EAT MORE [shoves food down the throat] I WILL MAKE YOU PLUMP!
4. When you're so fat that you can't walk anymore
-EAT MORE [shoves food down the throat] I WILL MAKE YOU PLUMP!
5. When you're so fat you can't fit in your home, you have diabetes, and diarrhea.
-...............EAT MORE!
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HumorThis is just a random book (for fun) that will list Asian-y stuff. Like grades, socializing, LGBT acceptance all from my experiences. This is not meant to hurt anyone's feelings (this is just in my experience). -There may be LGBT mentioned in a chap...