Asian Child:
LOOK! IT'S A *insert non math related stuff* !!! WE NEED IT
Asian Mom:
No you do not. You gonna die without it? You are going to end up in street and die alone
Asian Child:
LOOK! IT'S A CALCULATOR! CAN WE HAVE IT?
Asian Mom:
WHI SAID U USE CALCULATOR CALCULATOR IS BAD FOR HEALTH YOU NIT PRACTICE MATH GOOD ENIUH IF USE CAKCULATOR U END UP IN STREET
Asian Child:
mom it's a math book
Asian Mom:
What grade?
Asian Child:
Well I'm in 2nd grade...this college level
Asian Mom:
OH WE BUY SO YOU CAN GO TO HARVARD YAAYYA
(Based on real events lol)
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HumorThis is just a random book (for fun) that will list Asian-y stuff. Like grades, socializing, LGBT acceptance all from my experiences. This is not meant to hurt anyone's feelings (this is just in my experience). -There may be LGBT mentioned in a chap...