Joelle Joanie Siwa-Stark is living her life to the fullest. Secretly a bow-themed vigilante, with a 1 billion iq, a bf, and hated brother, she has it all. Everything seems fine until, bit by bit, startling truths are revealed. Can JoJo make it throu...
My name is Joelle Joanie Siwa. I'm 15. My dad calls me Jojo, which I think is AWESOME (I might legally change my name to JoJo when I'm an adult, like how Dove Cameron and Miley Cirus changed there names XD) I like bright rainbow colors (no im not gay geez they stole rainbows from the straights 😤 but if youre gay thats cool, my uncles Steve and bucky our and i love them). I'm a genius with a 1 billion iq. I'm smarter than my dad, and my genius brother!!!
I life in a big mansion with my mom Peper Pots-Stark and dad Anthony "Toner" Stark and brother Peter Parker-stark, aka Spiderman! Im always jealous off my brother and dad because their superheroes, and i'm just an intren :(
I have a secret tho. I made a suit out off my bows and made myself a superhero named Boomerang! like my hit song. Peter wishes he had a hit song! 😈 NEwA, i just got back from petroling when my bf and adopted brother harly wuz in my room! whasy do I do?
"harly??¿ wut r you doin?? stop kiss my bf!!!"
"What the fruck jojo??¿ you're a superhero?!" harli shouts but he don't say frick 😈
"yes, im super. im sorry Harkey, but thsi is my life now, ok? sorry if you dont like that." (a/n thsi also go to h8rs so do liek miarindnea songs say and bak uff!!!!!)
"Ok" hartlyey says "but I get to be your guy in the chare"
"Ok" I says "thats cool, your giod at teck thongs"
"Yes I am" Herluy said prowdly. "Ned is shot at my job" but he didn't say shot 😈
"Ye, Ned is a bad gay in the chair" I agree.
"Im the best" said Hurekeys
"no i am" I say
"your rite" hasdrely said and kiss me?!?!;?!
"hahluery no!!¡!! Kiss-kissing makes ppl prgnentne!"
"Oops sorry!!!! I just love you babby" he says sorry.
"Its ok" I say. Little do I know hes done it an my belLY is full off unborn babby.
"HArley, jojo its dinner time!" shouts Hapey, are grompy nanny.
"Okie Hapy!" We say in unson.
"can i kiss you????¿?" Jarley asks me romantically and shyly
"No, we need eats" I said but... I wants to kiss him agen???¿ 😳
"Okie"... He said sadly
We go downstairs for are food.
Dad made shwirmu like he likes, and mum pukes (she no like shaawrm but thats ok I dont like pizza so its not wierd!!¡!!!)
After dindin we go to slepe (I dream about hareliy 😳)
---nIXT DAE----
'oh no, my tumMY feels wierd? *pukes* probably bad shwwrmea' I think
I got a mission now, so brb ttyl
----a few hours later----
I stoppeed 5 criminals in the street. I almost run into spiderman, but I hid in trash can so he didt see me.
I went home, prowd, narrowly avoid hapy, kiss my bf in the cheek and hed to bed. I lay out my outfit for tommarrow (a dress made of bows like Lady Gaga might ware!!!) And put on my fall out boy heart pajamas (don't tell harely!!!) And go to sleep
blopers: 👋👊 or miss 👋😳 i guess 🤔🧠they never ❌🚫miss 👋😔huh 🤠u got a boyfriend 😛👫💑 i bet he doesnt ❌🚫 kiss 😘💋👄 ya 😂 mwah 😍✨👄😘he gon find 👀👓🔍 another girl 👧🏼💑💏💔& he wont ❌🚫miss ya
A/n: yes like jojo my fave band is my chemical romance! I love pete wentz so much, look at himmmmm 😭😭😭 hes so cute <33333
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