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cain saw boy in gorillaz sweatshirt shortly after amen said something and juno really had to piss . it was love at first sight . he immediately told the #lads group chat about the encounter between him and his new fork knife boyfriend . the most obvious thing about hhhhhhhhhh t,,,,eddy (??) was his gorillaz sweatshirt . it was the only reason cain even saw him .
"hello greg and bible i just saw a gorillaz boy im going to talk to him" is not what cain said because thats not how the world works .
"GUYS GUYS GORILLAZ SWEATSHIRT ." is actually what happened . understandable .
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we all fumbled for a while to try and call cain so his damn gorillaz ringtone would make the boy come over but for some reason greg (juno) was put up for that job even though they cant do anything ever except drink all the dr pepper and yell at stuff . thankfully , that job was passed onto amen quickly because amen actually can do things like an adult . the ringtone went off but dummy didnt hear it .
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cains sister dragged him away from the spot of his future wedding , losing the gorillaz boy um teddy . after convincing the teeny five year old to go back , he looked around for a long time before finding him again .
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the chat cried about it for a while before fork knife boy got lost again 😔👊🏻 . true love is lost . im so sorry cain . i wouldve been your best man thanks for asking just kidding you didnt but im gonna do it anyway .
more tweets curtsey of amen ( @ funeraltears ) cain ( @ murdocpissals ) and me , juno/greg ( @saturnmadej )
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now juno , cain , amen , and their friends levi and nick are going to find a house with seven bedrooms so we can live there and get rich . next time on the group chat channel 😎
- juno
ps please go read my actual fictions i dont always right like this hhhhh
update i wrote this nov 18 2018 it's been updated tho bc im not a mega virgin anymore and i had a name change
