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Ryan x Male!Reader

So I visited this website, it's

https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/

and basically, it's a random story generator, I just hope y'all get a laugh outta this XD

(Y/N) (L/N) had always loved magical Garrison with its gleaming, gloopy gates. It was a place where he felt active.

He was an incredible, predatory, wine drinker with handsome abs and tall thighs. His friends saw him as a gleaming, gloopy god. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a frail deaf person. That's the sort of man he was.

(Y/N) walked over to the window and reflected on his cosy surroundings. The hail pounded like thinking maggots.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ryan Kinkade. Ryan was a cowardly do gooder with charming abs and wide thighs.

(Y/N) gulped. He was not prepared for Ryan.

As (Y/N) stepped outside and Ryan came closer, he could see the loopy glint in his eye.

Ryan gazed with the affection of 9987 admirable cold cats. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a kiss."

(Y/N) looked back, even more irritable and still fingering the damp teapot. "Ryan, hands up or I'll shoot," he replied.

They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two abundant, arrogant aardvarks hopping at a very virtuous snow storm, which had piano music playing in the background and two clumsy uncles bouncing to the beat.

(Y/N) regarded Ryan's charming abs and wide thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed (Y/N) with a delighted grin.

Ryan looked stable, his emotions blushing like a healthy, high-pitched hat.

Then Ryan came inside for a nice glass of wine.

THE END 

OMFG THIS IS GOLD XD

I'm sorry if you expected something written from me, but this too good to pass up