Creepy Castle Dares

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Kaos: THIS PLAN IS PERFECT! I WILL MAKE THE SKYLANDERS FALL TO THEIR OWN ADORERS!

Glumshanks: What if they dare you sir?

Kaos: then, umm, THEN WHO CARES WE'LL MAKE IT NOT PAINFUL AT ALL!

Kaos: Now all we need to do is send out letters to those Skylosers, saying that they're invited to play a very friendly game of Truth or Dare from a "fellow Skylander." THIS ONE WILL FINALLY WORK!!

Glumshanks: Sir, are you sure abou-

Kaos: It's ok Glummy! *Sends letters*

Two days later

Skylanders: *Appear where the map on the letter showed*

Kaos and Chompies: *Knock out Skylanders*

(When they are at Kaosandra's Mansion...)

Eliora: Where are we?

Screech: Chompies!

-roof falls down-

Kaos: Dude! I payed money for that roof!

Cassie: KAOS! What are you doing here?!?!

Glumshanks: -mumbles- He wants to play Truth or Dare with you.....

Eruptor: Is he serious?

Jet Vac: Hang on, where's Kaossandra?

Kaos: I locked her out. Mothers are annoying, aren't they?

Stealth Elf: -smacks Kaos in the head-

Clawsia: I thought you would've given him a boo boo, but oh well.

Pop Fizz: I'm playing with him!

Cassie: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

Sabine: This would be so much better if Dark Spyro was here.....

Snapshot: What was that?

Kaos: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

King Pen: We have secrets.

Sabine: Are you still wearing the blindfold?

King Pen: Yes, yes I am.

Eruptor: I'm not playing with this guy.

Snap Shot: He's meant to be in Cloudcracker prison anyway!

Sabine: He can do what he wants. Shut up.

Eruptor: Sometimes I wonder if you are evil.

Cassie: She's always like this.

Eliora: So, are we playing Truth or Dare or what?

Kaos: Oh, I forgot one more thing.

Everyone: -bored- What?

Kaos: We'll be getting a TV crew to record all of our asks or dares!

Screech: WHAT?!?!

-the entire floor cracks-

Kaos: Note to self.

Glumshanks: I guess we're adding Snap Shot and King Pen to the Truth or Dare list?

Cassie: I guess so.

Eliora: Can't we do it somewhere else? This place is giving me the creeps.

Sabine: No. I like it here.

Cassie: -rolls eyes-

Clawsia: I'm ready.

Kaos: I'll start. Sabine, truth or dare?

Sabine: Truth.

Kaos: I dare you to tell Dark Spyro he's ugly.

Cassie: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEAK TO HIM!

Eruptor: This is why you've been sleepy!

Jet Vac: She has to do it.

Sabine: I'm so killing of you.

(Later.....)

Dark Spyro: How are you?

Sabine: Your ugly.

Dark Spyro: I thought I was good looking.

Sabine: It was a dare. I don't mean it.

Dark Spyro: I know.

Sabine: Seriously?

Dark Spyro: You'd never say I'm ugly.

Sabine: Point.

(Present Time)

Cassie: We need to sort out when we actually do the dares. We can't keep saying LATER and PRESENT TIME.

Stealth Elf: We'll actually do it right now when we get people in the comments suggesting stuff.

Screech: King Pen, truth or dare?

King Pen: Dare.

Screech: I dare you to do the chicken dance.

King Pen: I'm a penguin. Not a chicken.

Sabine: No, you're a pen. Can I write with you?

Cassie: Just saying, your name should've been King Penguin.

King Pen: Fine.

Eliora: This will be fun!

Kaos: -puts on the chicken dance music-

King Pen: -dances-

Everyone: HAHAHAAAAAAHAAAA!

King Pen: -finishes- I'm not doing that again.

Glumshanks: Are we done?

Pop Fizz: We will be.

Jet Vac: Until someone gives us dares.

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