"What are their names?"
"Jack and James."
"*laughing*. You are so fucking white. Oh my God. Jack and James? Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids. Jack and James went out the door to fetch a pail of lattes."
"So what are your kids' names?"
"Achmed Junior, Achmed Junior Junior, Junior Achmed Junior, JR and Steve."
"Steve?"
"One of the virgins is white."
Puppet: Achmed the Dead Terrorist
And Jeff
