ask or dare nightmare's gang

hi

Me:hello humans or ... others welcome to my book warning the fourth wall is forever shattered in this and I will only appear if needed and call me k-9 or emily either works I  prefer k-9 but ehh well bye

Nightmare:who are you

Me:a human *teleport away*

Nightmare:that's not what I ment but ok? Ugh stupid guards how did they get in here

Me:*teleport back* she *teleport away agian*

Nightmare:I swear ill ugh

Cross:what's up with you

Nightmare:some human keeps teleporting in and out

Cross:humans can't ... do that

Me:*teleport in* wrong

Nightmare:SEE?!?

Cross:the fuck

Me:bye *teleports away*

Cross:what the absolute fuck

Nightmare:see human teleporting

Cross:um could be someone from .... the other side

Nightmare:*slap cross* we do not speak of the wall

Cross:*rub cheek bone* ok sorry boss

Nightmare:good theory though

Cross:thanks I guess

Me:*teleport back* hi hi oh also remember how I said I'd only show up if needed ..... I lied I come and go as I please oh and yes im from the other side of the fourth wall and bad hentia monster no slapping pe- acually do what you want your mansion

Nightmare:who the hell are you?!?!?

Me:k-9 or fell pay attention

Fell:what a human what's happening

Me:yeah fell you can call me pet simply because I act like a real one I act like a dog I even have a collar see hehe oh also *grab collar out of pocket and walk twards fell*

Fell:uh back off

Me:nope *tug on the chain on his collar and put the other collar on that says 'I belong to nobody' with a gold chain instead of the rusty one and takes the old collar* there you go now your a free skele

Fell:uh that's not how it-

Me:I'll kill boss if he tries to say he owns you *pat fells head*

Fell:uhhhhhhhhhh *back away slightly*

Me:ok I get it threats to your bro aren't welcome but he can own the pet rock for all I care *teleport away*

Fell:the fuck just happened....

Cross:doesn't she own you know

Fell:no the collar doesn't say her name so technically I'm free? I'm confused boss is gonna kill me

Me:*teleport back* hell have to go through me first fell he won't survive if I don't show mercy and I won't

Nightmare:*pick me up* ok caught you

Me:hmm congrats I  guess *teleport down and then sees error about to grab me with strings* ha nice try error

Error:f-filthy gl-glitch-ch-ch *shoots me with strings and grabs my soul* ha

Me:nice job error *soul turns to goop and falls on the floor* hmm yep I knew it too pure all of you are you turned my soul to goop congrats *soul rejoins and goes back to my chest* the only one who could touch my soul with out it doing that is nightmare everyone else here is too pure

Lust:me too pure?

Me:yes you too

Lust:*wide-eyed* I'm purer then you?

Me:yes

Lust:how do I become more unpure *bows at my feet*

Me:*kick lust's skull* get the fuck up but if you really want to then read lemons on the um undernet I think it's called whatever or just go to the normal Internet

Lust:*gets up* ok *runs off to a computer*

Me:prepare yourselves for a 3x more intense lust tomorrow bye oh wait you guys ask or dare them or me bye for now