B0b snaps yet again

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Mario: We should get back inside, it's freezing out here.

Meggy: Ok then!

But within five steps, meggy slipped, but mario caught her quickly.

Meggy: Thanks!

Mario: No problem.

They entered inside, where they saw SMG4 dancing.

SMG4: I AM THE BEST AT DANCING!

X: NO, I AM!

FM: VERY FUNNY!

The three sped up, and set on fire, when that happened, meggy and mario fell on the floor laughing.

Meggy: Oh jeez...that always cracks me up...

B0b: -pIsS. i HeArD tHoSe TwO sEcReTlY lIKe EaChOtHeR. i'M gOnNa StOp ThAt.-

Saiko: Are you up to something?

B0b: No.

MM54321: Are you guys ok down there?

SMG4: Yes...i'm just burnt to a crisp, that's all.

X: For one thing i know, i won.

FM: In your dreams.

SMG4: Anyways, bowser is cooking up some dinner in the kitchen, what should we do in the meantime?

Fishy: Watch anime?!

Everyone: NO!

Fishy: Awww.

Saiko: Talk about how pretty i am?

B0b: -HeLl No. YoUr JuSt An UgLy BiTcH.-

SMG4: Eh, you know what, we'll just watch another-

Bowser: HEY GUYS! DINNER'S DONE!

Mario: BOIIIIIIIIIIII!

Meggy: -Giggle-

Sonic: Finally, i'm hungry.

Infinite: Don't savage all the food please, you act just like goku sometimes.

Bowser put all of the plates of food on the table, along with drinks.

Bowser: Dinner is served! But before we eat...

Bowser revealed a massive turkey, everyone gasped at it.

Bowser: Now, DIG IN!

Everyone started eating their food, bob however, did not approve of bowser's cooking.

B0b: -Ew. TaStEs LiKe AsS. AnD nOt ThE gOoD kInD eItHeR.-

Fishy: You've been really silent today bob, are you...ok?

B0b: YeS. i Am. -YoU lItTlE sHiT.-

Mario: This is delicious! Awesome cooking bowser!

Meggy: Wow...i don't know what to say...

Bowser: Awww thanks guys!

Meggy: Could you teach me how to cook bowser?

Bowser: Ummmm....-Flashback to the kitchen disaster in bobsgiving-

Bowser: Maybe another time.

Meggy: Ok.

After everyone had eaten, mario and meggy went to the roof, meggy decided to finally show her love to mario.

Mario: So, what is it meggy?

Meggy: Well, i wanted to say that-

B0b: NoT sO fAsT.

B0b slowly walked up to them.

Mario: What do you want trashbag?

B0b: WeLl, I wAnTeD tO hUrT mEgGy.

Meggy: What?! Why?

B0b: YoU dOn'T kNoW tHe PaIn I'Ve bEeN tHrOuGh, AnD nOw, JuStIcE mUsT bE sErVeD.

B0b pulled out his bow, and started firing it at them.

Mario: Look out meggy!

Meggy dodged the arrows with ease.

Meggy: So, you want to fight? You also interrupted my romant-

B0b hit meggy, sending her flying across the roof.

B0b: ShUt Up, SqUiD fAcE.

Mario: HEY! DON'T CALL HER THAT!

Mario went to punch bob, but bob jumped and started to kick mario rapidly.

Meggy: RED!

Bob kicked mario one final time, and he just managed to grab the edge, he got lucky.

B0b: ThIs Is PaYbAcK fOr KiCkInG mE oFf ThE lEdGe In ThE t-PoSe OuTbReAk.

Bob was about to stamp mario's hand, but then he got hit by something.

B0b: WhAt?

Meggy: Get away from him!

Meggy fired her new splattershot that she got from mario, it directly hit bob, making him fly across the sky.

B0b: ShItTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtT-

Meggy: Hopefully he doesn't mess with me again.

Mario: Meggy, help!

Mario let go of the edge, but meggy had managed to grab his hand at the last second.

Mario: Thank you, meggy!

Meggy: I'll always help you out, mario.

Mario: Brrrr. It's gotten colder out here. Let's get inside before we freeze.

Meggy: Good idea.

The two went downstairs, SMG4 was waiting for them.

SMG4: Where you two been? Plus bob disappeared.

Mario: He attacked us, he tried to shoot meggy with arrows, he nearly kicked me off the edge, but meggy saved me at the last second.

SMG4: What about bob?

Meggy: Probably in space.

SMG4: Wow...this is my fault. Why'd i even invite him here? 

Mario: No, it's not your fault, plus we had no idea that he was gonna ambush us like that.

SMG4: Let's get back to what we were doing.

Meggy: Alright then, but first...red, follow me.

Luigi: Just as i predicted! They're going in there! 

Sonic: Hopefully they notice what i put on the ceiling.

Another chapter done! One more to go! 


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