WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE PRESENT : if your not a fan of the odd curse here and there, this is not for you. this book is just cause im bored, dont take anyting offensivly, im not in no way hating over any artists mentioned in this book, just voicing my opinion #FreedomOfspeech!!!! :)
*****
Hello everybody!!!
New idea for a random book, all credit goes to Connor Franta (love him! <3) for the idea, however all thoughts are mine ;)
For the first installment it is going to be... *dun dun dun* (if your to lazy to read the blummin title!)
...
Wrecking Ball by the infamous Miley Cyrus! I mean who doesnt know her, shes like a flat pancake arse who invented twerking, but shes not just a pretty face. No no, she ofcourse can sing, man she got it all!
if you dont know her...you've been living in a hole, get back to reality!
Okay so the lyrics begin like this. just imagine a blonde guy rocking red lipstick and beautiful eyes right up to your screen singing this, very emotionally. Like one of those skin advertisments when they get all up close and personal in yo face!
And im like, betch get outta my face!
"we clawed
we chained our heart in vain
we jump never asking why"
OKAY. PAUSE
Numero one, it clearly shows shes a psyco bitch I mean who chains their hearts?! LITERALLY. What are you, a stuntwoman? and 2) shes portraying a bad image. I mean seriously, jumping without asking? and cut your nails it'll stop you clawing!
Girl you dumb, what if your jumping off a cliff?!?! shes promoting suicide!!!!!
Tut tut Miley, I thought you were a disney girl??! its the fame, its driving her crazy, clearly!
Moving on to the chorus...
"I came in like a wrecking ball"
OKAY. PAUSE. (again)
lets take a momemt to imagine what a wrecking ball is, isnt it one of those massive bulldozer balls? Precisely! she basically came in like a 60 tonne fat ball. dafurq? not the best simile to use Miley, nuh uh, to me you look about 120 pounds, maybe you came in like a disco ball instead? smh.
Moreover, I think the correct term would be... I came in like a naked whore. Because seriously?! in the vid shes practically naked swinging on a ball lol! providing the song is about a melancholic breakup, she certainly flaunting her bits lol
Like girl keep your junk in your trunk!
"I never fell so hard in love
all I wanted was to break your walls,
but all you ever did was wreck ek ek me"
Righto, Miley Miley Miley. I think we can all relate to this.
Long story short:
Mileylike guy...lets call him Bob.
Bob dont like miley
miley tries to break Bob's walls
Bob breaks miley
the end
Okay forgive me, that was a shit analogy, this is why I kept getting A's in english regardless of my 2 retakes lol. Im sorry Miley, im killing your song here! :$
"I will always want you"
Damn, here we see a new side to Miley...Stalker Miley, she wants him, she yearns him,..to bad he dont want her back! we can all relate to this onesided love, right?
Its the same story with me and pizza, im tryna diet but i always want it aghhh!! ); I feel ya Miley! I FEEL YA FAM!
But the line is pretty ambiguous! I mean I can totally picture some one with a perverted smile saying that.
PICTURE IT! *perv face activated*
It sounds very sexual, as if Miley desires Bob, craves him! oh oh this is turning into a song fit for Fifty Shades of Grey!
Alright Folks,
Thats all I have for now because I genuinely cant think of the rest of the lyrics and I cant be arsed to google them.
So the moral/message of the song? : well, sometimes you love somebody soo much, yet their love is not reciprocated so you have got to get them back by swinging on a 60 tonne ball back and forth and seductivly licking a hammer, and BABAM! that boy will come running after you;) 100 % Guarantee ***please dont try this at home***
Rate: I give this song ♥♥♥♥♡ four hearts out of five (dont know how to make a star on this tablet so we stick with them hearts for now!)
Love your songs Miley Cyrus #TWERK.;'D<3
Vote and comment if you enjoyed or if you love her! you can leave suggestions for songs if ya want! Thanks!
Leave a suggestion, and Ill get round to doing it, and dedicate the chapter to you.
YOU ARE READING
What Popular Songs really Mean
Non-FictionBasically what the title says! from an idiotic point of view-me!
