The most annoying part of my world

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You know one of the most annoying things about living here? We don't DIE! You may think this is a great side effect of being a stick figure. Some people even dream of becoming immortal. But once you have been around since the first person drew a stick figure in the dirt, Yes the Dirt, it gets pretty annoying I can't imagine how duna feels (that's the first stick figure).So since we don't age when we arrive here we stay the same for ever.  The only way you can die is if someone shoots you directly in the hart an this is basically impossible since we are so thin and, we can't even shoot ourselfs because none of the gun pictures come with amo (and we don't have hands) so you can do anything you want.

I personally have only been around for 17 years drawn in 2001. So I have accomplished a lot in my short life but I was drawn holding like seven different diplomas for teaching, psychology, literature, mathematics, law, politics and hair dressing. Yeah don't know where that last one came from. But this makes me the most educated one here and also means I didn't have to go to school but I probably will at some point in time but since I am so smart I decided to write this book. Do you know how hard it is to get something from my world to the 'real world' It took a while. longer than the time I have been alive. For 10,000 years they have been trying to accomplish this and my work got sent. I feel special

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