Stewie and Brian(Family Guy)

Chapter 3

(Stewie sleeping,Brian wakes up and goes over to his Deposit box and pulls out a liquor bottle)

BRIAN:Guess this is as good a time as any (Drinks it) Ah..

STEWIE:Mmm,whatcha doing?

BRIAN:Oh hey,just needed a little drink,was kind of saving it,but uh,what the hell right

STEWIE:Saving it for what?

BRIAN:It's not important. Want a sip?

STEWIE:Your offering me some?Its liquor isn't it?

BRIAN:Yeah,it's liquor

STEWIE:babies aren't supposed to have liquor,this would be the most naughty thing ever

BRIAN:You want a sip or not?

STEWIE:(giggles) Yeah,Yeah. (Takes a sip) But I don't wanna get too buzzed ,people take advantage of kids when their buzzed. It's so easy and I wouldn't even remember,so don't you try anything

BRIAN:Try What? I already practically French kissed your butt

STEWIE:Yeah there was no practically about that. (Drinks more) Mmmm,smooth. I like what comes out of Lois breasts better,but,I like this too
Oh,starting to..starting to feel that,you know,I,I like,hanging out with you Brian,I feel like,I feel like a big boy right now

BRIAN:Yeah this isn't so bad,right?

STEWIE:It's like a very private party,I feel like dancing

(Stewie starts dancing)

BRIAN:Yeah,you know how to move. I am really impressed. Oh wait,I can hurdle my own leg like they used to do in the 90's

(Brian tries it,but falls flat on his face)

STEWIE:Okay,All right,you know this is gonna sound really weird but I really want you to do it

BRIAN:Wha-what?

STEWIE:First,you have to say that you'll do it before I tell you,no mat-no matter what it is

BRIAN:All right

STEWIE:Really?!

BRIAN:Yeah sure,What is it?

STEWIE:I want you to pierce my ear

BRIAN:Let's do it

STEWIE:You mean it? Because look at-at my face I'm totally serious,are you totally serious?

BRIAN:I-I'm with ya,I'm on the train,you have,you have a needle?

STEWIE:Uh,Uh,ooh,there's a pin in the sweater. Here.
(Hands the pin the Brian) This is happening! This is gonna look so good on me,this,this. You know what else? Oh,maybe I'll buy a glove with no knuckles

BRIAN:Aren't we supposed to,like,heat it up or something?

STEWIE:I don't care,I really dont,I don't give a, I'm all worked up right now. So we have to do it,just do it Okay? What are we drinking anyway?

BRIAN:Glenfiddish

STEWIE:Love her!

BRIAN:Oh,you know what I'll just sterilize it in the scotch

STEWIE:Okay,left ear,left ear right now,come on dude

BRIAN:Can I just,can I just say before, I-I love,Your so brave. I just love how brave your being right now,this is like the closest I've ever felt to you

STEWIE:Okay,Oh my god,I was thinking the same thing,we are so "us" right now,do you,do you know that?

(Brian hovers the pin over Stewie's ear)