IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
방탄 소년들
TAEHYUNG
so..
YOONGI
are they dead yet?
JUNGKOOK
just about 🙃
HOSEOK
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY FUCKING DEAD
NAMJOON
WE COULDNT DO IT
NAMJOON
WE YEETED
SEOKJIN
JUNGKOOK KEPT GLARING US DOWN SO WE CHICKENED OUT WE'RE SORRY
JUNGKOOK
upset my baby and you'll fucking regret it how many times do I need to say it
SEOKJIN
WE
DIDNT
EVEN
GET
TO
SAY
ANYTHING
YET
TAEHYUNG
it's christmas time it's okay, he's more protective around the holidays
YOONGI
why tho
TAEHYUNG
jimin loves christmas 🙃 we cant ruin it for him
JUNGKOOK
damn right
JIMIN
guys :(
JUNGKOOK
WHATS WRONG
JIMIN
I wanted to know what they were gonna say 🥺
JIMIN
kookie you don't have to intimidate them.. I love you so much :(
JIMIN
what were you guys gonna say?? im curious
JUNGKOOK
you better word yourself safely, I swear to god
JIMIN
jungkookie it's okay ❤️❤️
JIMIN
im a big boy I can handle criticism
JUNGKOOK
but youre my baby 🥺
YOONGI
jesus christ
HOSEOK
you're a dead bitch
TAEHYUNG
but go ahead, jin
NAMJOON
you insisted, babe
SEOKJIN
uh
JIMIN
its okay jinnie hyung 😇 whats wrong?
SEOKJIN
okay uh.. im seriously about to get fucking murdered by jungkook god damnit
SEOKJIN
why do I do this to myself..
JIMIN
I got this ☺️
JUNGKOOK
he's peppering me in little kisses, you better hurry before im not soft anymore 🥺
TAEHYUNG
HERES YOUR CHANCE HOE
HOSEOK
GO BITCH GO
SEOKJIN
OKAY UHHHHshxjsk
SEOKJIN
minie ❤️❤️ we all love your relationship with guk
SEOKJIN
we, on god, believe the two of you are soulmates and can clearly see how much you guys love each other ❤️
SEOKJIN
these monthly challenges are just getting too much tho..
SEOKJIN
we love that you're happy, you're definitely meant to be together
SEOKJIN
we've survived three november's so far and two christmases but...
SEOKJIN
we just don't think we can handle it much longer.. you know?
JIMIN
wym??
TAEHYUNG
NO
NO
NO
HOSEOK
DONT GET UPSET
SEOKJIN
twitters amazing for showing your relationship off, but we don't need to see you guys down each other's throat everyday..
SEOKJIN
could you maybe just.. idk.. not post it this year??
SEOKJIN
or maybe even do a different challenge? idk
SEOKJIN
PLEASE DONT MURDER ME
JUNGKOOK
he's holding me in his little arms, you're so fucking lucky..
NAMJOON
oh god bless, ill have a living boyfriend after this 😅
JIMIN
oh..
JIMIN
I didn't think to consider how weird it might be for the rest of you..
JIMIN
im sorry guys :(
JIMIN
we'll think of something else.. okay?
SEOKJIN
thank you
TAEHYUNG
thanks, minie
YOONGI
hallelujah
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