Things Oboist Say (well mostly me)

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"My oboe Reed sucks. Well it's time to get a new reed!"
*spends a lot of money on reeds*

Then

"My reed is too flat and it can not be fixed!"
*snaps it in half*
"That felt so GOOD!"
You find snapping a reed satisfying.
All that anger is gone from that reed.

Then

"My reed is too hard."
*puts in warm water*
"It's doesn't work!"
*snaps it in half*

Then

*bites on reed and it breaks*
"Nooooooo.....That was my best reed......."

Why

*drops reed and chips it....eye twitches*
Depression is real and it strikes every time.

In 7th grade,
"So I need to play this..."
*points to the music with reed then reed breaks in half*
"Why...."

*sees video with no one knowing what an oboe is*
"THIS TO THE BOARD OF MUSIC FOR SCHOOLS! TEACH KIDS ABOUT OBOE AND ALL THE INSTRUMENTS! NOT JUST THE COMMON ONES! TELL THEM ALL OF THEM!"

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