Elsa's POV
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Wow, this wedding is amazing...
"Jack, do you take Elsa to be your-"
A knife flies through the air and slices off part of Elsa's braid.
"Oh girl, it's on..." Elsa grinned evilly
"GIMME BACK MY BOYFRIEND" Rapunzel shouted
"But I thought you liked Flynn." Jack frowned
"Well I'd rather have a love triangle bc those are fabbb"
"Oh"
"Fight me!" Elsa stuck out her hands
BAM
WA POW
FWA POOEY
CA CHOW
BA BANG
BOOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Rapunzel got her heart frozen and became solid ice.
Oops.
"Jack, can we call off our wedding for now?"
"Sure, for you."
They kiss
A lot
Like omgsh too much
Ew
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Classic Jelsa (a funny fanfic)
FanfictionThis is for non-Jelsa shippers, but anyone can read it. Just a parody of what I see in every Jelsa comic, story, ect. No hate though please.
