"OH HECK NAW"
Elsa froze Pitch's sorry butt and he exploded into a million icy shards.
The little girl shot Elsa at the same time, and she fell down.
"Nononononononono!" Jack hugged her tightly to his chest. "We still need more babies! There's only one choice..."
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"JACK FROST DO YOU REALLY THINK ID HELP YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME"
"Um yeah?"
"Ok, I'll come heal her."
"Yay!"
"Flower gleam and glow..."
"Yay Elsa's alive!"
"Yay!"
"Yaay!"
"Yaaay!"
"Yaaaay!"
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Okey dokey check out my 5sos fanfic it's pretty bad so far but I want people to read ittttttttttt
YOU ARE READING
Classic Jelsa (a funny fanfic)
FanfictionThis is for non-Jelsa shippers, but anyone can read it. Just a parody of what I see in every Jelsa comic, story, ect. No hate though please.
