let's forget i had a mental breakdown last chapter and focus on something more positive :)) i still feel like shit if anyone cares
some authority figure: "and that's why you shouldn't give to charity." is that something you find funny, sasha?
sasha: um, at the time?
hero: and now i know that i'm definitely never gonna be president.
sasha: not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff all of a sudden
charis: i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much
sierra: eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs
hero, pointing to her chest: i'll keep all my emotions right here and one day i'll die
sasha: no one look at me or i'll kill myself
charis: college was like a four year long game show called "do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep?"
sasha: but instead of winning anything, you lost 120,000 dollars
sierra: why do people do that? they always shhhh animals. they've never spoken
sasha, talking about [REDACTED]: my girlfriend is a bitch and i like her so much!
(sorry i can't tell you who sasha's gf is it's a big spoiler)
hero, trying to talk to kids: shut up, you're all gonna die. street smarts!
charis: yes, you heard me, an english major. i payed 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read jane austen, and then i didn't
sierra: what would leonard bernstein do?
hero: oh, well thank you for asking. you know how i'm filled with rage? i'm so horny and angry all the time and i have no outlet for it
sasha: sometimes, people would say "what do you think you're doing?" but that just meant stop. they didn't actually wanna know my thought process
sierra: i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under
charis: hey, you could pour soup into my lap and i'd probably apologise to you!
sasha, groaning: you know, life
hero: ah, numbers. the letters of math.
charis: college is just your opinion. it's just you raising your hand and being like, "i think emily dickinson's a lesbian" and they're like, "partial credit"
sierra: you should be able to say "i don't know". that should be an acceptable answer on a test
sasha: everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds
hero: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
sierra: there was this big chain link fence, and i thought, "i've never climbed a fence this high before!". then i woke up at home
charis: in terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin
this was rlly fun to do, i might do another one of these but with textposts
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