OKAY SO. Yea. Clichés. That's what we, baguettes, live everyday.
SEE ? MYSELF I THROW CLICHÉS ABOUT FRENCH PEOPLE !
Oh fuck me.
I'm useless.
That book is useless.
Wattpad is useless.
My GF is useless.
THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS USELESS. I DON'T EVEN HAVE 4G+ IN MY FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL I'M STUCK IN HEDGE !
Come on. I didn't even talk about clichés.
SO LET'S GO.
OKAY. FRENCH LIKE BAGUETTES.
- Yes but not all. Also. To britishs. Your food isn't even eatable.
FRENCH ARE GAYS
- YES OF COURSE. Jokin'. I'm straight for example.
THE EIFFEIL TOWER IS GAY
- Why not ?
I'M GAY
- Who wrote those questions exactly ?
I'M JEW
- I love money. But no.
MY MOM IS MUSLIM
- Whatever you say...
Now talk about english clichés.
THEY ARE GAY
- True. Or not.
THEY SUCK
- OFC.
THEIR FOOD IS....
- Yea. It is. It is what you think it is.
THEIR CITIES ARE..
- Clean. Compared to France's.
ENGLISH IS THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD
- 'Course it is ! Otherwise why would I write this... "book" ?
YOU NEED TO WEAR UNIFORMS IN HIGHSCHOOLS AND IT SUCKS
- Uniform is bae. Trust me.
EVERYTHING RELATIVE TO MUSIC ID ENGLISH OR AMERICAN.
- No. Or in fact not all. Only the good music. Bcs we're not gonna lie, uh.. yea. French music sucks. A LOT.
AMERICANS ARE RACISTS.
- Texans.
I'M AMERICAN.
- Would prefer way much than french. Trust me. Already got a name *cough*. BRYAN IS BACK MOTHERFUCKER.
Toothpaste before or after the water ?
- No toothpaste for pros. 8)
As I said.
GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF READING ME DUMBASS.
Thanks.
:D
YOU ARE READING
French sucks. In every way.
RandomBasically I realized that (We're not gonna lie to each other) FRENCH SUCKS. So YEA. Actually. I'm gonna talk about everything FRENCH-RELATIVE. (I also realized that stories in english had way more views than french one 'cause AS I SAID, French sucks...
