Demigod puns

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Percy: Boy , there's something...fishy...going on here.
Annabeth: Yes. It would be...wise... to avoid trouble.
Nico: What are you doing?Stop.
Jason: Wow.What a...shocking...development.
Leo: Things are...heating up.
Nico: Zhang, please make them stop.
Frank: Alright guys. You heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be...frank...with you.
Nico: You're all idiots.
Piper: Well I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare.
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: Why these puns are pure...gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.

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