Text #6
Dear Justin. I have this theory that if you mix pee with Coke, you won't be able to taste the pee. I told Ashlyn about it today and she looked at me like I was a total numbnut.
I should tell her about all the theories YOU made. Remember, the stars in the sky that are actually balls of gas that come from human being's butts that have compounded together over the centuries? You were an idiot.
I mean, it wasn't a stupid idea. It's plausible, I know! No need to convince me. You've already convinced me that you're a weirdo, now you're just a smart weirdo.
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