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I dont care how old i am, im going on the bouncey castle!

Im pretty sure that my gardian angel drinks.

I walk around but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot slowly.

My neck my back nobody ever texts me back.

I amaze myself how smart i am sometimes! Then seconds later i try to get out of the car with my seatbelt still on...

Damn... Where did all my money go!? Its like hocus pocus im brokus

Bye. Im off to club bed. Featuring DJ pillow and McBlanky.

If i was a bird id know who to poop on at least.

Friday. My SECOND favorite F word.

There are 16 year olds competing in the olypics and im over still pushing on a door that says pull.

Adults are just kids with money....

Honestly i need one of those kim Kardashian jobs where they pay you just to exist...

Hello? 911? help i cant stop thinking about food.

I wanna bf :( and by bf i mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hundred dolla bill boiiiii💰💯💵💸

My neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks.

i may look innocent but i screenshot a lot.

honestly monday should be optional.

bitch those bags under my eyes are gucci.