Yes, after two heartbreaks caused by the Wrong Girls I chose - I'm Ready for a New Love again ( hoping that This one Will be Luckier for me ).
And this time I have some Conditions for a Slappy Girlfriend Candidate ( if anyone interested )
1. She can't be depressed - no self harm, no talking about death or rape fantasies etc ( after painfully discovering that My two ex loves were like that - I don't want to go through that Hell again )
- My Next Love must be Sane!
( but would a sane girl fall in love with a Dummy?... - Well, I hope so )
2. She should be a Human
( sounds obvious? - Maybe, but I'm a Ventriloquist dummy )
3. She can't be overdramatic
( cause it's Pathetic & tiresome )
4. She doesn't have to be a Real Ventriloquist - may be a beginner one in our story
5. She should be 16 - 23 years old
( no, can't be any younger, kids! )
6. She doesn't have to know Goosebumps cause this RP won't be scary
7. But she should Like Ventriloquist Dummies - & want to have one ( Me )
8. And she should be quite active online
( I'm not saying 'Everyday' - but at least 1 message exchange a Week is a Must to let Our Story go Well - if she manages more often - that's Even Better! :) )
What will I give her for that?
- if She meets My Expectations - I will love her back, we will be Writing a Beautiful Story that will make us both feel Happy & Loved
- I will behave like a Gentleman ( I look like one anyway, don't I? ^_~ )
- I will be supporting her, helping her
- & I will be Nice to All of Her Friends
- only Her Enemies may experience some 'unexpected pranks' ( but noone will get hurt )
So Any Girls interested?
- Write 'Me' in comments if You Are
( And I will check Your Accounts & Choose the 'best' one ) 💖
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