Keep in mind, my papa is an overweight Italian man
My grandma: What did the doctor say?
My papa: *after getting back from doctors appointment* Well they took my picture and they said that I'm the picture of health so they started putting it up the their website and stuff.
Everyone: ......
My grandma: What did the doctor say Fred?
My papa: well I just told you
My grandma: oh shut up!
My papa: yeah they really advertised me in the health department
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My grandma: can't the bedroom set fit in his truck?
My mom: well it has to go all the way up to Markazan (no idea how to spell that lol)
My grandma: where the hell is that?!
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The rock station on the radio: Always! Hard as a rock!
Me: trying not to laugh
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Scorpions "Rock you like a hurricane": he's licking his lips
Me in my head: he's licking his lips he's checking it twice he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
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Brennon: I'm so sick and tired of having to eat to stay alive
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The Stupid Conversations I Have with my Friends
RandomRandom book. Just some of the conversations I have with my friends.
