The Stupid Conversations I Have with my Friends

2-13-19

My dad: Hahaha peanut look *points to the TV

Me: *turns head

My dad: ah you missed it. He (Justin Bieber) was just dancing randomly by himself hahahaha
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Kid in my class: Thanos is a purple grape
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Brennon: read the Thanos is a purple grape thing and laughed for 2 minutes straight. *sends screenshot of story*

Me: *reading*

Brennon: can you guess who it is?

Me: It-

Brennon: oh wait!

Me: It literally says that it's Dan!

Brennon: I must have lost a few brain cells from laughing so hard....WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
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Me: I'm not sure if I want to add like mild smut to the chapter or not.

Brennon: *without missing a single beat* Make them go all the way!