Michael Myers x Reader
By:DarkHunters-SimiBBQ
Chapters: 2, 3, 4, 5, 10 & 13
“Quickly thinking you ran down the stairs to the backyard. His body was still there and you grabbed the closest thing next to you.... A stick...”
Me: what type of undertale shit am I reading here what am I gonna do? He might as well chop me up now and serve me with chips!
“You walked back and forth swinging the knife around trying to think about what to do when he wakes up he'll if he wakes up.”
Me: Someone should make a book and just title it “The time I raped Michael Myers part 1” (sorry for the rape joke for anyone who got triggered or offended by it)
“"NAUHH!" You yelled turning around and doing the best comefue (no no not karate not Kong fu just comefue) moves ever. Not really you just waved your arms in a circle.
Me:*Dumbass misread that as perfume and is now confused af* WE SPRAYED HIM WITH PERFUME?!? Holy shit he must've s t u n k
“ "Oh!" You yelled making Michael jump. (Shit chica calm down..... 😂 ur scarring the tough guy)
Me with nErF gun: FeAr mE fOoL
“ "If you wonder where I go at night, don't... It might get you killed." He warned
Me: If yOu wOnDer wHeRe I gO aT nIgHt dOnT iT mIgHt gEt yOu KiLlEd. *wheezing intenses*
“ "MICHAEL!" You yelled jumping back and falling out of the bed.
Me: I don't see nothing wrooooooong.
“ "You gotta be kidding me right? I brought us here for a reason. Don't you wanna have fun?" The boy questioned getting a bit pissed.
Me:Oh yEaH tHaNks bRaD iM tOtAlLy iNtO mUrDeR porn oH yEaH jUsT dO mE wHeRe hE KiLlEd hIs pArEnTs.
My boyfriend on the other line: who the fucks brad-
Me:OH SHIT HI BABE
“"Come on you pigged faced dick."”
Me:So is his face the dick and the pigs his dick or is it a pig with a face on it's dick-
“You stood up growling "I'm not week!" (The author wrote it as week not weak so-)”
Me:I'm not week... *takes off hat* I'm just the weekend (the artist the weekend if you didn't get it lmao)
“Moast”
My dumbass misreading it as moist: well I got wet quickly
“You pulled your onesy outfit over your but (but not butt just but lmao) but then Michael suddenly walked in. " AH SHIT BALLS AND FUCK TIPS! " You covered your breast and the bottoms fell to your ankles, you wondered about the fuck you just said. ”
Me:So wait we shit balls and fuck tits? What type of wierd porn is this?!?
“You bit your lip feeling your walls clench around his dick. He felt it as well and took it upon himself to go rougher making the bed bash into the wall. "M-MICHAEL UHH!" ”
Me: FORT FIFTY UH SOMEONE'S FUCKING MICHAEL UH- I'm so sorry mom please don't hurt me-
“Hi I'm Jason I can't speek (spelled it just like that in the book oof). ”
Me:HE CAN SPEAK IF NOT WHOSE THE NIGGA BREATHING THAT FUCKING "HE HE HA HA" SHIT?!?
“You were gonna take your bath until Ghost face was in the tub just laying in emptiness. Soon you noticed he was passed out drunk. ”
Me:*Hops in tub with ghostface* Did I ever tell you about 9/11 *sLoWlY uNzIpS zIpPeR*
“Do it!, Do it!, Do it!” Chucky chuckled sitting on the table and watching.”
Me:The songs name is don't be afraid to catch feelings but you better not be afraid to catch these hands bitch!
Me again: Lmaooooo chucky chuckled I misread that as chunky
Cries in corner.
YOU ARE READING
Stupid shit I say while reading
HumorThis is just a little book for the things I wanna comment on books but I can't since I have no wifi at home! Also no this isn't the book I was working on with my clownsona- If I name you in this please don't be offended this is just the stupid shit...
