~His Girl- Jason Voorhees x Reader~
By:CamsterHale
Chapter:8, 5, 22, 24
“Before you could lock it to give yourself more time, Jason simply walked through it; breaking the door.”
Me:GeT yOu a MaN tHAT cAn dO bOtH- wheezes
Me (again): hOw is this H U M A N L Y possible?!?!
“[~I t m a d e m e s o a n g r y~]”
Me while eating the last pack of noodles: ówò wow out of all the shit I did today only that made you angry okay cool
“Then Jason tensed up, the sudden rush of heat bellow uncontrollable. This is so new and foreign to him, he'd never felt this way before. He wanted to pin her down and dominate her, to make (Y/N) say that she loves him.”
Me: (my slow ass brain takes 959492929639109584840 years the process this) ooooooh he has a bonerrrr-
“He...He just turned you on. Did he not notice?”
Me: oH jEsUs wE cAnT tAkE bAbY bOis iNnOcEncE-
"“J-Jason!!” You gasped as he slid his hand into your inner thighs; close to your-”
Me:KFJDBEHSJ wAiT wHaT nO Stephanie is still here she can't see this-
“You gave a slight shiver as he moved his hands down to your thighs and he chuckled.”
Me:listen- baby boi- this shit ain't funny- dOnT mAkE mE LItErAlLy fUcK yOu-
"“HEY! What do you think you're doing?!” steph yelled from the middle of the room;both her hands on her hips."
Me:steph please just let me get sum fuk and stop being a cOcK bLoCkInG bIh
Am I the only one who calls Jason baby boi- yes okay-
YOU ARE READING
Stupid shit I say while reading
HumorThis is just a little book for the things I wanna comment on books but I can't since I have no wifi at home! Also no this isn't the book I was working on with my clownsona- If I name you in this please don't be offended this is just the stupid shit...
